Ten-dollar bill

En uno de los articulos del anterior numero de la National Review, contaban el siguiente chiste:

 

A ten-bollar bill is in the center of the crossroads. To the north, there's Santa Claus. To the west, the Tooth Fairy. To the east, a radical Muslim. To the south, a moderate Muslim. Who reaches the ten dollar bill first?

 

Answer: the radical Muslim. All the others are mythical creatures.